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B.S. Report: Hero Pig Mastermind Nathan Fielder

By Bill Simmons at

Bill is joined by comedian Nathan Fielder to talk about his new show on Comedy Central, how he got into the comedy business and why magic is making a giant comeback.


To listen to this podcast, you can download it on iTunes here or go to the ESPN.com PodCenter here.

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The B.S. Report: Guest Hosts Chuck Klosterman and Alex Pappademas

By Chuck Klosterman and Alex Pappademas at

Since Bill Simmons is gorging on crumpets, Chuck Klosterman guest hosts the B.S. Report and chats casually with Grantland writer Alex Pappademas. The conversation begins with an analysis of Robert Pattinson's wrecked romantic life and eventually touches on Jennifer Aniston, Total Recall, and the undocumented history of sports and culture in Gotham City.

You can listen to this podcast on iTunes or on the ESPN.com Podcenter.


Previously on the B.S. Report:
Jacoby and Wildes: Half-Baked Ideas
Chuck Klosterman Part 1 and Part 2
NBA Free Agency

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B.S. Report Rewind: The American Idol Overhaul Fantasy Draft

By Mark Lisanti at

Back in mid-March, when the two-month-old American Idol season had started to devolve from "semi-fun way to waste a couple of hours on a Wednesday night" to "unbearable death-slog during which a crow that looks like Phillip Phillips pecked out your eyes and cawed the melody to 'Ants Marching' in your ear," we took some time to suggest four entirely new slates of talent to reinvigorate the obviously declining franchise. As it happens, the show seems to be in immediate need of some new judges! The decks have been cleared, with J.Lo off to make some great new movies about the eventual triumph of true love over the romance-impeding demands of a successful interior-decorating career, Steven Tyler departing to restore Aerosmith to its place as the third-most-coked-out band of 1978, and Randy Jackson to reportedly dawg it up as a mentor. Will Mariah Carey be joining as a judge? Some say that's "very likely" in the works. Is Aretha Franklin willing to throw a giant hat with a fun bow on it into the judging ring? She e-mailed CNN to indicate she'd be happy to do so, she's just waiting for someone to call. Will a suddenly budget-minded Idol be able to afford the all-star roster they probably need to make anyone care about what should might be the final season before Rupert Murdoch finally drags the badly wounded Nielsen thoroughbred behind the barn to put it out of its misery? That's not our concern. We're only here to helpfully provide an embarrassment of viable candidates to fill those empty chairs behind the judges' table. Take our free advice or don't, Fox. But you can't say we didn't dedicate an entire podcast to trying to save your show.

Below are our judging teams (presented in order of reader voting). Feel free to mix and match, Rupert! Whatever you need to get this thing back on its feet.

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B.S. Report: Flea

By Bill Simmons at
Flea
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I hate the Lakers. I don't like Laker fans. I've been a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan since college.

Those three sentences don't really mesh when it comes to the subject of Flea, a die-hard Lakers fan, Kobe defender and Celtics hater, as well as someone I've seen naked or nearly naked more times than anyone with the possible exception of myself. Buoyed by Kobe's latest scoring renaissance, Flea agreed to come to the BS Report studio to talk about basketball, music, the similarities between basketball teams and bands, why some musicians are so afraid of success, why bands break up (or stay together), who's the best player of all time, what kept the Chili Peppers humming all these years, who's the best band he ever saw live, which NBA player would be his basketball doppelganger and a whole bunch of other good stuff. This turned out to be one of my favorite BS Reports ever — if Flea didn't have to pee, we may not have ended it and we might still be going. If you're a hoops fan and a music fan, carve out 90 minutes at some point and give it a listen on ESPN.com or iTunes. And if you want to watch a sneak peek, just look below.

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B.S. Report: Andy Greenwald, Alan Sepinwall, Dave Jacoby and Joe House on Homeland and Reality TV


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Spoiler alert! With season one of Homeland in the books, I couldn't resist breaking down the series (and the season finale) with Grantland's Andy Greenwald, hitfix.com's Alan Sepinwall and this week's special guest co-host, Joe House. (Fine, I guess he's just a guest co-host -- it's not like he was an especially hard booking.) At the tail end, Grantland's tsar of reality TV, Dave Jacoby, popped by to discuss the season finale of Survivor -- spoiler alert! -- and figure out how we should do our 2012 reality fantasy league. (Hint: the word "auction" is involved.) From there, we went back to the office and -- spoiler alert!!! -- watched House eat 4 plates of Chinese food.

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B.S. Report: Louis C.K.

Louis CK
Courtesy of The New York Comedy Festival and Blake McElrath

First, it's time for another losing Thursday night football pick! I'm grabbing Jacksonville +12.5 points in Atlanta for the simple reason that the 2011 Falcons shouldn't be favored by that many points over anyone except the Rams and the Indianapolis Orlovskys.

OK, so last night was a big for the BS Report studio: the great Louis C.K. stopped by for a lively chat about his new comedy special ("Louis C.K.: Live at the Beacon Theater"), his superb FX comedy Louie, the story behind the famous Dane Cook episode, the ups and downs of his standup career, his creative process, and topics like "Why does Hollywood try to meddle so much with creative people?", "Can Chris Rock become a serious actor some day?" and "Is it OK to want to beat up kids in your daughter's school without actually beating them up?" Somehow we babbled on for two parts without ever mentioning Boston (he grew up there), the Celtics (he loves them) or boxing (his favorite sport). Maybe next time.

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