What, you may well be thinking, could James Franco possibly weird us out with next? "Oh, I'm gonna start freestyling librettos now." "Oh, I'm launching a 1-800 fortune-teller line." "Oh, I'm gonna break the world record for Ping-Pong dribbling and then I'm gonna write and illustrate a graphic novel about how breaking the world record in Ping-Pong dribbling made me sad." Great, James. Great. But wait! No! Franco hasn't run out of ways to be Franco — not quite yet. Showbiz411 is reporting that Franco is directing a feature adaptation of — oh, hell yes — William Faulkner's famously fragmented As I Lay Dying.