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THE COUSIN SAL CHRONICLES

20 Seconds With the President

By Cousin Sal Iacono at

Suppose you were given the opportunity to spend 20 seconds with the President of the United States. Just you and him. A few of his handlers watching from a short distance, of course — provided they weren't preoccupied with South American vixens. But your conversation is otherwise private. What would you say to him? Recently I was presented with this dilemma.

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