We can think of no better way — and believe us, we've spent a good chunk of the afternoon thinking about this — to celebrate Presidents Day than with a supercut showcasing every punch in Roadhouse. There's even [SPOILER ALERT! NAH, JUST PLAYIN', YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING!] a climactic throat rip thrown in for good measure. Check back here later in the week, after someone takes this video to its logical, all-trachea-shredding conclusion.

[RedLetterMedia, h/t @mattzollerseitz]