Grantland.com does not endorse the use of hard drugs, especially when it involves peer pressure, tree houses, and being only 9 years old. Having said that, we do fully stand behind ‘80s sitcoms that tackle such serious issues as drugs, peer pressure, cliques, and tree house cliques in accidentally hilarious ways.

Basically, some girls tried to get Punky stupid high. And then everything else amazing happened. Neither Simmons nor I could believe our eyes. We trust you'll be as surprised as we were.