Even in a post-apocalyptic world where there's no electricity and one can be crossbow-murdered at any moment, people still cling to their iDevices. That's almost comforting. But then you remember that they can never upgrade to the iPhone 5 and the future is once again just a power-free shit pile devoid of all hope. He might as well do the merciful thing and beat everyone to death with that obsolete handset as they sleep around the campfire.