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The Rock Craps Bigger Than Your Cheat Meals

By Mark Lisanti on
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Over the weekend, The Rock documented his "cheat meals" on Twitter. The stomach-exploding damage:

Yesterday, presumably after awakening from a 24-hour diabetic coma, he tweeted this:

We're not exactly sure what he means by that "eye for an eye" bit. But there's a good chance that he's in mortal danger as "Healthy Rock," still disoriented from the dietary atrocities of Saturday's shameful food orgy, tries to exact biblical revenge upon himself for the sins of "Binge Day Rock."

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