It's been said that love is the international language. This is incorrect.
The international language is "Gerard Butler cracking walnuts with his ass on German television while a stadium full of roaring spectators celebrates him like the magnificent walnut-conquering gladiator he is." It's what unites all of humanity. It's what separates us from the lower animals. It's what we experienced together right now, a thing that will bind us to one another forever.
Gerard Butler dumping a bucket of ice down his pants, well, that's just a really good time.
[h/t Crazy Days and Nights]