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Will: Countrywide? I don't know what to tell you. You've got guys flooding the market with bad mortgages, lying to investors, making billions of dollars, but most incredibly, discussing it by e-mail. I don't mean to insult you, but how do you not get a fraud conviction?"
Charlie: "You're asking out the wrong women!"
Will: "I'm not an elitist."
Charlie: "Be one!"
Carrie: Well, if I'm walking the streets of Manhattan and a guy your size wants to rape me, then this is gonna happen. [Aims gun at Will.]
Will: Actually, statistics show that this is going to happen. [Flips gun out of her hand and aims it at her.]
Dana Wilkey: "It's called a guilty pleasure."MY WILD NIGHT WITH WILL MCAVOY: Chocolate soufflé, $135 mac and cheese, Brigadoon on LaserDisc!
Will: "The chocolate souffle on this menu is a guilty pleasure. The Archies singing 'Sugar Sugar' is a guilty pleasure."
Lisa: "I can talk about other things. I don't have to talk about fashion."
Don: "What's happening with the Greek debt crisis?"
Lisa: "There's a huge crisis in Greece, there's a lot of debt."
Don: "That's more than most people know."