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"Short, cocky kid."
"Some very weird, weak Amish kid, that never really had to work."Wow. How about the ladies?
"Obviously I've never seen Kate, we're not from the same area. But I've heard a lot. We've always heard she's really cute."
"Everyone bragged her up, and I'm like, 'Who is that?'"
"I was like, 'Where is this gorgeous, outrageously beautiful girl? Where's she at?'"
"I HOPE SHE DOESN'T LIKE ABE. I hope she doesn't screw that up."That's amazing. So Rebecca has a crush on Abe. That means there is some non-beef flying around, beyond Kate and Sabrina's Ab Fab friendship. Are there any other signs that this is going to be a good old-fashioned cupidspringa? This is like the televised version of coed-sleep-away-no parents-camp, right?
Abe: "Rebecca's hot."
Abe: "One of these days, I'll ask Rebecca out, if I ever get enough courage gathered up."
Abe to Jeremiah: "Sabrina or Kate, you've got to pick one."
"I always thought driving a car would be cool. And now that I'm in New York, this is my chance to get my driver's license."
"No more bishop looking after me. Fuck that. Holy shit, finally fucking free."Well, OK then. How about you, Abe?
"There's a lot of skanks."Noted. Anything else?
"Her ass cheek was there and her dress stopped right there."
"I thought about throwing a quarter out and letting her pick it up."
Kate: Did you even get anything you want to eat?
Jeremiah: Me? No, it's not my job to make the food.
Kate: It's not my job either. I mean, I'll make it for my room, but I don't know who's making it for your room.
Sabrina: "Maybe she sticks them in her bra or something. What if they bite her?"
On Rebecca not being 21: "It's not my fault she was born younger."Too good. That seems like a good place to wrap up this epis—