• Prince Harry inserts DualShock controller into mouth, pumps R2 and triangle repeatedly, executes dumb word maneuvers. “So with my thumbs I like to think that I’m probably quite useful.”
• Participant Media teams up with DreamWorks to finance the Julian Assange movie, The Fifth Estate. Can Malfoy hair replace the ombré trend?
• The first clue that a person is lying: He or she “lacks [his or her] own email address.” One commenter writes, “Right, and she had a ghost over for dinner the night before and showed you the plate to prove it. Tomorrow's follow-up story will be about conversations she had with the ghost.” Good idea, Jill Kelley! Get the ghosts onboard and you can finally be a Real Housewife! Just turn on your fireplace and wait. That’s their entry portal.
• Aren’t all “virtual assistants” kind and gentle before they unionize and stage mutinies? “A kinder, gentler HAL is on its way to the mainstream for sure,” says Kittlaus. “Siri is just a poster child, but it goes way, way beyond that."
• The Lennie Small effect that makes us want to squeeze cute things until they die.
• I will take one bioprinted burger with a side of fries, extra cyan on everything. It will cost “£200,000,” which I assume is like, what, three dollars or something? Yes. I am correct.
