Before we get into this, let's be up front about something: We have not checked the math ourselves. We have day jobs, and thus are unable to scour 238 episodes' worth of data, as much as we'd like to be doing exactly that right now. OK? Are we on the same page? So here we go: Some guy on Reddit claims to have totaled up the number of sexual partners for the characters on Friends, arriving at a figure of "138-ish." (The inexactness of the final number is baked into the methodology; at times, your Chandlers and your Rachels were maddeningly oblique in their mentions of their romantic lives.) Anyway, here is the carnal breakdown by individual Friend: