Dear Mr. Greenblatt,

We stumbled upon this video of Dax Shepard on Sesame Street. This is what your cast is doing in the offseason. Just wanted you to be aware.

Now, here are your weekly Season 5 Parenthood story lines. We know you've been waiting.

Forever young,
Juliet Litman and David Jacoby

[Explosion noise!] In a mushrooming scandal currently rocking the world of real-estate-themed reality television, HGTV (that'd be Home and Garden Television) has been forced to admit that its flagship show, House Hunters, in which home buyers are shown three prospective homes to purchase — or, if you'd rather, three prospective futures in which to build their lives — is partially staged. [Airhorn noise!]