Kris and Bruce Jenner Split Up: The Kardashian klan is kut apart with the news that Kim Kardashian's mom, Kris, and stepdad, Bruce, are over, for good. And here I thought it was just a plotline on the show! Honestly, how can even they tell the difference between their real and scripted lives at this point? Kris klaims "We are happier this way." She gave the exclusive to Us, so don't expect a lot of dirt here. They've been split up for a long time already, as you might have guessed from Bruce living separately in a beach house all summer. "Amid all the Kardashian crises over the past 12 months — Kim's difficult pregnancy, Kourtney's paternity test drama, Khloe's marriage hell — Jenner has hidden one of her own: Her 22-year union to Bruce Jenner ended a year ago." They've been living apart for as long. Kris says "there is no animosity" and that they remain "committed to our family." They are still friends, and Kris says "I will always love him, but we are no longer a couple in that way." Bruce says "We will always love and respect each other and be part of each other's lives." Other sources verify that the split is fairly amicable. They haven't set up plans to divorce, because there is no prenup. According to Kris, "It's a modern-day situation." Watch out, Kylie and Kendall are totally going to Parent Trap you! "Kris discovered her gift for management when, newly divorced and near penniless, she fell head over heels for a down-on-his-luck ex-athlete who stored his 1976 gold medal in a sock drawer." Kris said "I knew we had to tell his story to a world that had forgotten it. We wanted to be champions again." Kris is Kenny Powers? Makes perfect sense. Why bother lying about the split? "Part of the success of the show is that they're this perfect family." Really? I don't know about that. Even friends thought Bruce and Kris's bickering was just part of the show. Kris Jenner "Instagrammed a bikini shot just hours after her 17-year-old did!" Watch out world, here comes Kris Jenner's postmenopausal-life crisis! It's gonna be intense!