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The Women of Beverly Hills 90210 Are BFFs: "The scene was perfectly set for a showdown. Shannen Doherty had just marched into Jennie Garth's 40th birthday bash sporting killer boots and her trademark smirk — looking every inch like Brenda Walsh at her fiercest." YES. "The Beverly Hills 90210 vets, once such mortal enemies that costar Tori Spelling claimed they had a fistfight, strode toward each other and … hugged." Hugged?! Reunited and acting "just like real friends," the former "Kelly and Brenda have called a cease-fire to their 20-year war." Why now? "A Doherty pal attributes the bonding to the simple matter of growing up — and feeling nostalgic for the Peach Pit days: 'It's like high school friends that you fought with but now love. They're a big part of your past.'" OK, sure. "Shannen and Tori were in New York doing press, and they were warm. The '90s were a long time ago." They sure were. At least they all still hate that bitch Valerie (Tiffani Thiessen).

Things You Don't Know About Ice-T (Excerpts):

• "I love grape Kool-Aid"
• "As a kid, I dreamed of being a bank robber"
• "My favorite artist is Prince"
• "If I could time travel, I'd go to the Roaring '20s"
• "I love all kinds of cereal"
• "My most embarrassing moment was getting diarrhea while performing at a concert."
• "Harvey Keitel is my favorite actor."
• "I prefer to be indoors."
• "The first famous person I met was my neighborhood crime boss."
• "I hate slow internet load times."
• "I think I look like an armadillo."

Perhaps not since the publication of Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal has a nation been so abuzz about a popular entertainment satirically advocating the institutionalized murder of children, but with The Hunger Games finally arriving in every multiplex in America today, we can now officially move on from the interminable months of pre-release hysteria to an opening weekend of post-release relief. Tracking indicates the film will likely pull in anywhere from $130 million to $487 trillion dollars in the next three days, so there's a pretty good statistical chance you've already decided to join your friends, neighbors, and junior-high-age babysitters in rushing out to see the movie. But for those who require a little more information before ponying up for a ticket, we're here to help you determine the wisdom of the expenditure. Read on, secure in the knowledge that by the time you reach the end of this piece, you'll be fully equipped to make the right decision about the allocation of your weekend entertainment dollars.