For the first time ever, the Survivor finale included nary a dude. This is a pretty big deal, and certainly a turnoff for some of the viewers this season, especially those who felt that Troyzan’s torch should have never been snuffed (I know they exist because Troy mentioned how many of them had approached him on the street since he appeared on One World; then again, I can’t imagine approaching someone on the street to tell them that they deserved to go home, because that’s just rude). There was Sabrina, who managed to cling to her spot without making any enemies; Kim, who played the “ultimate strategic game” and even earned herself the most prized island badge, a shadowy mustache; Christina, who kept herself afloat merely by being so disliked that she made her opponents look good by comparison; Chelsea, Kim’s sidekick who wore a necklace bearing the words “2 DAWG” (it somehow honors her dad); and Alicia, who managed to tame both her abrasive attitude and her breasts in bondage bikinis by the finale.