1. Shinedown, "Unity"

Nothing like a child walking through the city by herself taking pictures for her meatspace blog (a brick wall) with a camera plastered in sparkly stickers like a little Harriet the Spy. Jacksonville's Shinedown get orchestral and inspirational to mixed results.

Grade: C

Best YouTube Comment: "this video actually made me cry because it me think about the way I spent my youth just hanging out at home and watching TV and playing video games and only from time to time going outside to play with my friends … wasted years that will never come back" — TheMisteriousX

1. Seether, "No Resolution"

Seether are a "post-grunge" band from South Africa. "Post-grunge" just seems to mean the type of radio-friendly grunge that was everywhere in the '90s. Seether supposedly named themselves after the Veruca Salt song "Seether," which is both baffling and illuminating.
Grade: B
Best YouTube Comment: "This song makes me want to drive…Don't ask why…Speeding btw…" — HemiRam98