[Deep breath.]

If you've never gone out of your way to insult the way Chris Brown lives his life, I suggest you keep it that way. I say this not out of support for the song-and-dance man, but because attacking him in any way permanently puts you on the figurative hit list of the living, breathing Mean Girl entity that is #TeamBreezy. For those of us who have taken the plunge, however, we have an unfortunate but important public duty to raise awareness about just how icky he is, whenever the opportunity presents itself. Which is constantly.

Today's incident: Chris Brown got a tattoo. A neck tattoo. And it sure looks like Rihanna.

A scarred, bloody, and beaten-up Rihanna.