You can't just jump into Pretty Little Liars' third season and expect to understand what's going on. With that said, this is a show that needs to be watched by all, because for the past two seasons, it's been the best angst-filled drama on television. If you haven't had a chance to watch the first 47 episodes, or you simply need reminding of what's happened thus far, here's my 140-character summary of the first two seasons:

Four girls all hot fifth dead who killed? Creeper texts girls, boys involved all suspects. Murder arson girls now hotter: MOMS. Secrets Lies

— Rembert Browne (@RembertManX)

OK. Time for Season 3. Let's go.