Bill Simmons may not know much, but he does know that he was proud to welcome you to Grantland, which launched just in time to catch the now-annual LeBron James postseason meltdown. As far as one could possibly have gotten from the NBA Finals (and the present day), Chuck Klosterman recalled the greatest game he'd ever seen. A decade after his first run at dodging tubular meats, Chris Jones is back on the baseball beat, and in his debut with "Gruntland," Jonathan Abrams discussed the brief moment of sanity that came to the Knicks under Donnie Walsh. In real sports, reality czar David Jacoby, presented the ultrascientific rules of the inaugural Grantland Reality TV Fantasy League. And for your scripted TV fix, Andy Greenwald discussed how Omar, Carcetti and others are stuck in Premium Cable Purgatory.