Football season is over, which means NFL fans are now facing the depressing prospect of going months without their favorite sport. But there’s good news — another professional sports league is perfectly suited to fill that void, and its season just started! I’ve prepared this handy NHL FAQ for football fans in withdrawal, who are wondering what else the sports world might have to offer.
Q: I’m an NFL fan, but the season is over now. Is there anything else I can watch to pass the time for the next few months?
A: You’re in luck! There’s another league that’s still playing right now, and it includes many of the elements of professional football that you know and love!
Q: Sounds interesting. Can you tell me more?
A: Well, it’s called the National Hockey League, and it …
Q: (Sprints away, jumps into car, guns engine.)