I enjoy Halloween so much that I once wrote an entire fake SportsCentury show about Michael Myers, in 2002. No, really. It's in the ESPN.com archives and everything.
I enjoy Halloween so much that, back in 2007, my wife went into labor with my son on Halloween afternoon and I was briefly crestfallen when midnight struck and he hadn't popped out yet.
I enjoy Halloween so much that I joked that same night, "If this kid is born on Halloween, we have to name him Michael Myers Simmons," and my wife didn't think I was kidding.