Bahahaha. Good one, Brian. Well played. We love a good line as much as the next guy. So we were thrilled when the boss suggested bringing back Quotes of the Day after stumbling across some old posts.

If you have a suggestion for Quotes of the Day (Or Quotes of the Week. Whatever. We're still working this out.) e-mail us at triangle@grantland.com. (Subject line: "Quotes of the Week.") Thanks in advance for your contribution to The Triangle.