Grantland’s fearless leader on Monday appeared on national television with a mustache.
The decision was met with mixed reaction. There were a few celebrity comparisons, more than a few porn jokes, and well, OK, mostly horror.
What the heck is up with Bill Simmons' mustache? It will haunt my dreams.
@PTI Oh my sweet Jesus, that is glorious. A mustache Magnum P.I. could be proud of.
@sportsguy33 's mustache is absolutely petrifying
hey @sportsguy33 that's the third worst mustache i've ever seen. i'm assuming you aren't allowed near schools until you shave?
@sportsguy33 You have inspired me to start growing my own mustache. I think I'll call it "The Simmons".
@sportsguy33 Just saw your mustache-- it's worse than Michael Jordan's.
Who else thinks Bill Simmons' mustache makes him a ringer for Tom Friedman??
HOLY SHIT. SIMMONS WITH THE MUSTACHE LOOKS LIKE A THIN STAN VAN GUNDY.
Feeling amused about this mustache until I saw Bill Simmons' on PTI. Goodbye, short-lived, old-timey mustache.
Bill Simmons looks like he should be on the next episode of to catch a predator with that mustache.
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