The following is a list of things we here at The Triangle love to watch:

1. Shocking happenings on live TV.

2. Real life imitating The Simpsons.

3. Extremely... Canadian reactions to amazing news.

Friends, this clip offers seven minutes and fifty-six seconds of all of the above, as a local sports anchor finds out he won the lottery, on live TV. That he didn't pull a full Brockman is a testament to how unfailingly nice and polite we Canadians always strive to be.