This is the first installment of a fairly regular check-in with the worst team in the National Basketball Association, and possibly life. The author may or may not be receiving compensation in the form of food.

Vol. 1: Five Things the Washington Professional Basketball Team Can Do to Build on This

Oh sweet relief. After two full days of deserved wicked pixels from local and national outlets for Sunday's lifeless no-try against the T-Wolves, the Washington Professional Basketball Team avoided at least one historical stink-stain (pop the cork, New Jersey/Brooklyn, 0-18 is safe!) by conquering the Toronto Raptors on Tuesday night. This was Toronto's fourth game in five nights, you say? KEEP THE WICKED PIXELS TO YOURSELF!