Grantland

Dan Majerle

Resize Font: A- A+

RANKONIA

Rankonia: The Triangle Power Rankings

By Sarah Larimer at

1. Sergio Agüero: The Quiet Neighbor
Triangle Blog Brother/Rankonia Writer Emeritus Chris Ryan nominates Agüero, who is this week’s hero:

"Are we underrating Sergio Agüero? He isn't as prone to fireworks or setting off fireworks as Mario Balotelli and he doesn't have a deep, unquenchable love of golf like Carlos Tévez, he just scores goals. Alex Ferguson called Manchester City the noisy neighbors. But the only time there is a noise surrounding the Argentine, nicknamed "Kun" (King), is when he scores. And what a sound he created Sunday.

Top Stories

MOST POPULAR

  1. Kanye West's 'Yeezus' and fatherhood
  2. Bill Barnwell on the teams that still have holes in their rosters
  3. Jonah Keri ranks the MLB teams
  4. The life and stalled career of 'Menace II Society' star Tyrin Turner, 20 years later
  5. Rename the Washington Redskins