It's been what feels like four score and seven years, but we finally had an off-day in the NBA on Wednesday as the Heat and the Thunder went back to their corners, albeit briefly. And man did we get some real off-day-type news.

There were revelations aplenty. Dwyane Wade told an assembled media horde that the chief operating principle behind his sartorial choices was to not look like an assembled media horde: "You guys [media] inspire me, fashion-wise. I don't want to dress like y'all. Polos."