Kobe Bryant is sitting on five NBA championships, two NBA Finals MVP awards, a regular season MVP award, 13 All-Star game appearances and two scoring titles. He's played with some of the best players to ever walk onto a basketball court and he's punched Reggie Miller. He's done it all. And now, as he strolls through the twilight of his career, what does this NBA legend see before him? Nothing but fuckery. And all he can do is laugh.