All Blog posts Tagged: '_'
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Bill and Jalen’s NBA Preview: Toronto Raptors
Bill Simmons and Jalen Rose speculate where new Raptors GM Masai Ujiri will send Rudy Gay, marvel at the NBA Summer League work of Jonas Valanciunas, and celebrate Toronto’s “champagne and campaign”–ability. Check out the video below.
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What’s in the Sex Box? Not Much, It Turns Out
What is Sex Box? A. A new program on British public television B. An R. Kelly song C. A dystopian game show D. The new Xbox E. A pornographic riff on Houdini’s water torture cell trick F. A natural brand extension of The Box G. A 1991 La Toya Jackson dance single H. A box you keep […]
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Tigers Survive, Red Sox Advance on Another Wild October Night
The Detroit Tigers forced a decisive Game 5 in Oakland on Thursday, while the Boston Red Sox advanced to the American League Championship Series, as both teams eked out tight victories Tuesday. Though Anibal Sanchez did struggle in Game 3, Detroit found itself facing elimination because its best hitters had done very little over the […]
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About Last Night: Red Sox Keep Rolling
In case you were busy faking injuries to run down the clock at your office, here’s what you missed in sports on Tuesday: The Boston Red Sox are in the ALCS after holding off the Tampa Bay Rays, who set a postseason record with nine pitchers in their 3-1 loss. Rays manager Joe Maddon was […]
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Peter Dinklage Starring in What Basically Has to Be Called Bad Leprechaun
Lately, Paramount has been building movies around Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, and Ron Burgundy. Now it’s Peter Dinklage’s turn, in a project The Hollywood Reporter describes as “deep in R-rated territory but wrapped around an emotional heart.” Dinklage, who has won dragon dunghills of praise for Game of Thrones, will star as a man who […]
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Nothing Can Kill Danny Trejo
The Machete Kills star has lived a million lives — from prisoner to boxer to addict to day player to leading man — and come back stronger every time.
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Afternoon Links: Maybe Don’t Go Into Any Coffee Shops Until Carrie Comes Out
Any video that opens with “time to fuck with some customers” is good in my book. While this one’s built in the mold of candid-camera shows designed explicitly to freak people out, something about it going down in a New York coffee shop, skewering even the most jaded espresso-swilling souls in the process, elates me. […]
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Week 5 Fantasy Football Review: Look, Not Everyone Can Draft As Well As Harry Potter
Daniel Radcliffe named his fantasy football team Barkevious Mingo’s Mum, and now that I know that, my life is complete. Wizards are surely mankind’s finest fake football players, and they apparently boast unrivaled team-naming prowess, so we can assume that Danny Rad took Peyton Manning first overall, eschewed disappointing backs like Stevan Ridley and David […]
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Clarifying Paris Hilton’s Intentions in Her New Song ‘Good Time’ Featuring Lil Wayne
Paris Hilton: Oh I love it By beginning the song with an open-ended expression of approval, Paris creates an inviting atmosphere. Despite her reputation as an heiress and/or snob, she is informing us that she is a generally accepting person, and effectively asks us to be just as accepting of her impending song Are you […]
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Mumford & Chainz: Five Rock Pairings More Wonderfully Nonsensical Than Stone Temple Pilots + Linkin Park
Stone Temple Park. Linkin Temple Pilots. Stoned Linkin, Piloted Park.
