Here's our 2010 winner for the "Framed/Signed Picture That's Least Likely To Be Purchased" category. Our six 2011 nominees were pretty fantastic, I have to say. Let's start with
Look, it's nothing against Danica. She seems very nice. But a married guy couldn't spend $319 on this picture, obviously. If a single guy hung it in his house, any visitor would immediately think that (a) he was planning on stalking Danica, or (b) he had already stalked Danica, and now he was wasn't allowed within 100 yards of her. So who does that leave as a possible consumer? A sports bar owner in the deep south. That's really it.
And the hits keep coming for Steelers fans! I'm gonna say that price is about 150 bucks too high.
Actually, who am I kidding? I almost bought this.
This could easily double as the DVD cover for Landon's first all-male porn movie, Extra Time!
Someone actually took a signed photo of one of the least liked celebrities of the past 20 years, then said, "How can I make this a little more appealing? I know, I'll add a picture of Trump and Michael Jackson, then frame those pictures together into a bigger piece!" Just a staggering achievement that cruised to the 2011 "Framed/Signed Picture That's Least Likely To Be Purchased" Award. Thanks to all our nominees.