Mile High Jester: "He is just Tim Tebow, and good things happen. If you Tebow, good things happen."
Me: "Why are you dressed like a jester?"
Mile High Jester: "I don't know."

Jacoby: "What do you think of Tim Tebow?"
Melody: "Of what?"
Jacoby: "You have no idea who Tim Tebow is?"
Melody: "No."
Jacoby: "You are wearing a Mecklenburg jersey?"
Melody: "I don't know who Tim Tebow is, and I am wearing a Mecklenburg jersey."

Jacoby: "When I say 'Tim Tebow,' what comes to mind?"
Leah Noyes: "Hot."
Kim Griffith: "Pissed. That we traded a draft pick for him. I don't care about the hotness. I love the Broncos and I was pissed."

Jack Newton: "I am here to support the Tebow … he is the new god in Denver."

Zoanne Terry: "I think he is good because he is not, ummmm, predictable."
Jacoby: "Do you think they are going to win this game? (Ed. note: This question was asked when the Lions led 38-3.)
Terry: "I think so. They are going to pull it out in the end like he always does."

Tom Gile: "I think he is a kid that's gotta learn how to play quarterback. I don't think he should be out there."
Jacoby: Why not?
Gile: "He doesn't know how to play the game, he's got to learn; he hasn't paid his dues."
Jacoby: "As a Bronco fan, how do you feel right now?"
Gile: "I feel like we don't have a team. Either offense or defense."

Gile summed it up pretty well. The Broncos don't have an offense. The Broncos don't have a defense. But the Broncos do have Tim Tebow. From what I have gathered in Denver, that's enough to keep fans happy.

That, and hundreds of orange Jell-O shots.

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Is Tebowing the New Planking?
Tim Tebow, Converter of the Passes
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Eds note: This post was updated to remove an editing error. Sorry, Jacoby!

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